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Took my mom out to lunch for Mother’s Day today. She filled me in on all the family gossip, complained that I over tipped the server (I tipped 20%), and then when I dropped her off at home, her big fat dog started humping my leg and she laughed at me. View Larger

Took my mom out to lunch for Mother’s Day today. She filled me in on all the family gossip, complained that I over tipped the server (I tipped 20%), and then when I dropped her off at home, her big fat dog started humping my leg and she laughed at me.