life and times of bobby carlton through photos and occasional words.Tumblr (3.0; @bcarlton)http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a118117eddcfa780d689c9e0889cf622/tumblr_mohrulkeUn1qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Father’s Day to this dude. Always one with fatherly advice, he once said to me “have sex without a rubber”. Bonus: he makes for a pretty damn good grandad too.</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/53115814818http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/53115814818Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:18:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21cf7889c41d38ef4216fc75c53c638d/tumblr_mogt2hIIYX1qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fashion clusterfuck.</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/53071182860http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/53071182860Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:47:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd7dd9b9e5aa0982f906046e05438b2e/tumblr_mogdpgfUyC1qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Women like to put shoes wherever they can find a spot. They are like squirrels, which we all know is nothing but a socially excepted rodent.</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/53050475924http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/53050475924Sat, 15 Jun 2013 17:15:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e65876e7e30118c3ff49ea4160d30c72/tumblr_moes2qFEMw1qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“New look, daddy. Duh”</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/52985110888http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/52985110888Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:30:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91275e080ba1dfb71251a2376da2d559/tumblr_mob0pwBrIg1qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My elbow looks like a boob. So they took X-rays.</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/52825801295http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/52825801295Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:46:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a4c593b4416581402eb499897ea0173/tumblr_mo37i04HOS1qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The awkward stare down with a large order of pomme frites. (at Ravenous)</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/52477322263http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/52477322263Sat, 08 Jun 2013 14:32:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec326f8fe546499a8ad47e274afde3c9/tumblr_mnsh8t1izy1qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh man, shit is about to get real.</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/52010697178http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/52010697178Sun, 02 Jun 2013 19:29:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d1fd5cf5b0037a59d97dafde2e12faca/tumblr_mns029tHKK1qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The jerk ruins another photo opportunity by closing his eyes.</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/51981435025http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/51981435025Sun, 02 Jun 2013 13:18:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d7b9d2b8cda2c07898f33c8ff93471e/tumblr_mngj2lwySD1qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Waiting for some sucker to give him a nibble of their pastry. #MsLondons</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/51469448858http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/51469448858Mon, 27 May 2013 08:37:33 -0400mslondons<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7120997078621e7a9775ee7b98b3f88a/tumblr_mnevx5ZkFQ1qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tightening lids is an option in our house.</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/51394444847http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/51394444847Sun, 26 May 2013 11:19:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dda87748a72c7411d241f7880170af68/tumblr_mncxwjp8De1qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What an asshole.</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/51301863580http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/51301863580Sat, 25 May 2013 10:07:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4842a96a6af5659323c4496a800e3ee9/tumblr_mn0n84pjOk1qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Future weeds of America.</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/50764420911http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/50764420911Sat, 18 May 2013 18:45:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee522941515ba9b34b671069d90ae606/tumblr_mn02j8g2K61qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Commencement selfies.</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/50732848548http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/50732848548Sat, 18 May 2013 11:18:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ffe59951dccde89868565a38c4d2e4b/tumblr_mmxarjmlmd1qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Busted two kids trying to steal the street sign that tells the world where I live. This is my reward.</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/50628073682http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/50628073682Thu, 16 May 2013 23:23:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e473e7a5e60202479d3d321a5a5600a8/tumblr_mmp8tk2I651qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Took my mom out to lunch for Mother’s Day today. She filled me in on all the family gossip, complained that I over tipped the server (I tipped 20%), and then when I dropped her off at home, her big fat dog started humping my leg and she laughed at me.</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/50278183642http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/50278183642Sun, 12 May 2013 15:00:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96f177dd6fd9adc5300d582ac5ef57f7/tumblr_mmeghowVX31qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Same kid, same spot, different years. (at Uncommon Grounds Coffee & Bagels)</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/49808676097http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/49808676097Mon, 06 May 2013 19:13:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a77cf20032e732317aa4e5720d72315/tumblr_mmcb7yGmXW1qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oscar and I got ice coffees an hour ago and HE HASN’T STOPPED TALKING!!</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/49708964353http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/49708964353Sun, 05 May 2013 15:23:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78a3283d249b21554b0c54700f5d258b/tumblr_mm7dz3ngg41qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Back when I thought it was cool to look like an ugly woman.</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/49489009961http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/49489009961Thu, 02 May 2013 23:35:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59c5911d1cbab94f39e32ed36a761976/tumblr_mly6h6ov8s1qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Two people having way too much fun.</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/49064785835http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/49064785835Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:15:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44ce0f4855e5e1b43f6e83186086944f/tumblr_mlj71nopPC1qan7m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Family portrait time.</p>http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/48403250509http://bcarlton.tumblr.com/post/48403250509Fri, 19 Apr 2013 22:03:19 -0400